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Comedy Dialogues and Gag Files
Comedy Dialogue Fillers - by Detweiler. Need a short routine, some filler jokes, M.C. bits, or vent dialogue encore? Here they are, 100+ jokes, all listed alphabetically by subject and there’s something for all! Price $6.00 My Favorite Routines - By Andersen. Proven lines; guaranteed laughs. Delightful good clean family fun. Titles: Rhyme Time, A Dog Gone Routine, An Old Cow Hand, The Inventor, Monkeys in The Family Tree, Noah’s Ark, Christmas Time, and The Night Before Christmas. Price $6.50 From Start To Finish - Comedy lines to pen the show; comedy bits to close the show. Plus a variety of fillers for in between. 100 total and all in dialogue form! By Pam Sterner Price $6.00 On The Job - You've heard the expression, "too good to be true"? Well, some of these jokes routined by Pam Sterner are "good because they're so very true!" On the job, laziness, unemployed, etc. 100 gags in all. Price $6.00 Silly Riddles - What’s more fun for small children than a riddle? A “knock-knock” joke, of course. This gag file collection by William Andersen has both written for vent use - over 100 total! Kids love ‘em. Price $6.00 Comedy Dialogues, Vol. 1 Keep On Coughing - (funny discussion of mild illness), Driving Hints (they'll drive you to learn), The Singer musically speaking, this one's "sharp"), Smart Brat (wise cracks from witty dummy), and Teacher's Pet (rate this one A+). Price $6.00 Comedy Dialogues, Vol. 2 Romance - (love at first sight - then he took a second look), Quick Cracks (discussion of ancestors; it's all relative), School Fun (just as it's titled), Here Comes Santa (jolly good fun), and Christmas Spirit (holiday preparations filled with joy and laughter). Price $6.00 Comedy Dialogues, Vol. 3 Act Your Age - (this makes birthdays a lot of laughs), Barbershop Routine (a hilarious hair raising skit), Where Are All The Girls? (figure reports on his efforts to find the perfect girl), Out West (rip roaring Wild West experience), and Uncle Joe's Farm (corny, down on the farm fun). Price $6.00 Comedy Dialogues, Vol. 4 Life Guard - (beach talk with waves of laughter Went Fishing (a fish story the likes of which you've never heard), The Boxer (a real knockout), Big Game Hunter (what a tale), and North To Alaska (cold subject but the comedy is hot). Price $6.00 Fractured Nursery Rhymes - One of Boley's most requested books. 35 fractured nursery rhymes, 32 funny poems, 13 comedy song titles and 14 funny songs. Tested material for any age audience. Price $6.00 Letters To Freddy - Over 100 comical requests for advice, and while the figure's advice may not always be practical, it is always hysterical! Written in dialogue form. Use one or more to spark any routine. Price $6.00 Baby Fun! - Seven comical ventriloquist routines and five funny puppet plays, all using a baby puppet! (Most plays could be altered and used as vent routines, too.) Written by Wanda Brunstetter. Some written for the church setting, others just for fun, but most have some sort of message. Use when talking about babies, too! Wa-a-a! Yes, all twelve scripts for only... Price $6.00 Classic Comedy Dialogues - by William J. Martin, veteran ventriloquist performer and teacher. Seven comedy dialogues packed with joke after joke in classic vent comedy style. Titles: I’am the Teacher, Make Up Your Mind, A Farmers life is Rough, Down Home, But She’s a Great Date, Uncle Louie and The Hound I Found! Price $6.00 Quick Bits - A collections of three “just for fun” comedy dialogues plus three ministry dialogues where humor and message are combined. Written by Russell Baker and Illustrated by Alex Howell. Comedy Dialogue titles: Down On The Farm, Learning To Drive, and School Work Blues. For Ministry: The Lost Sheep, David And Goliath, and Charlie’s Pity Party. Price $7.00 For the Younger Audience FRAZZLED FAIRY TALES Vol. 1 - Cinderella And The Beanstalk, Sleeping Beauty, The Underwater Years, and 200 Years In The Fourth Grade. Classic nonsense for the younger audience who will squeal with delight. Price $6.00 FRAZZLED FAIRY TALES Vol. 2 - Snow White And The Seven Grumps, plus two additional mixed up folk tales. Things go from funny to downright hilarious. Tales as never before told! Price $6.00 Ventriloquism for Little Children - by William Anderson. The highly popular book on the subject of how to best entertain young children with ventriloquism. The book’s first section provides lots of helpful ideas and suggestions. The second half contains eight tested comedy dialogues written especially for entertaining young children. Wonderfully helpful! Price $6.00 Funny Stuff For Kidshows This fantastic book contains eight audience tested comedy dialogues written to be performed for kids! Funny Stuff For Kidshows is written by kidshow expert, Mark Wade, so you know it's great! The more you use this "stuff", the funnier it gets! Helpful performance tips included. Price $6.00 Positive Programs for Preschoolers - Lively, action-packed dialogues that are guarantedd to hold preschoolers spellbound as they learn about Overcoming Fear of the Dark, Learning Their ABC’S, Fire Prevention, The Importance of Cleanliness, and Things You Should Not Put Into Your Mouth. These dialogues work especially well with animal and bird puppets and are packed with tips for presentation. By Nancy Burks. Price $6.00 Positive Programs for Young People - Another exceptional book of dialogues by Nancy Burks. This book addresses subjects relevant to grades K-5. They’ll make children laugh with thinking about: School - Who Needs it?, School Bus Safety, Drug Awareness, Dental Hygiene, and Fire Prevention. Lots of action comedy and visual humor combined with powerful messages. Price $6.00 For Adults and Senior Adults Tell Me A Story Gramps! - Dialogues written for use with an older puppet who is fun loving and full of jokes! Use to entertain senior adult audiences, too. Laughter IS good medicine! Five complete programs. Price $6.00 Granny’s Jots and Tittles - Five comedy routines with ministry message for a granny puppet or vent figure. Tested favorite routines by Sonja Detweiler. Where’s My Cane?, My Dentures are Slippin’, and 3 more! Price $6.00 Gramps and Granny Giggles Vol. 1 - 100 jokes written in dialogue format dedicated to all the “gramps and grannys.” Add these to your programs at family reunions, nursing homes, churches, etc. By Sonja Detweiler. Price $6.00 Gramps and Granny Giggles Vol. 2 - 100 additional jokes for and about senior crowd, all written in dialogue format. By Sonja Detweiler. Price $6.00 Family Fun and Frolic My Folks - A big book with eleven full length dialogues about moms, dads, family life, parenting, relatives, etc. Perfect for performing at birthdays, reunions, Mother’s and Father’s Day, banquets, picnics, etc. Great! Price $6.00 All In The Family - 100 joke collection everyone can relate to because the subjects are so true to life: family relationships, babies, children, discipline, parenting, ruch uncles, and more. All in dialogue format. Price $6.00 Zany Rhyme Time all about occupations. 50 funny rhymes in dialogue form. Add one or two to any show. All origianal, totally new and different. Price $6.00 |
